Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running
"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"
neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality
No one’s worth wasting Baja Blast over.
see if u can unscramble this sentence: go aawy
What? C’mon now, don’t be silly!
I mean, really, I’m not-
Woah, where’d that come from?
What am I wearing????
The fuck is this?!!?!
The fuck is that?!??!!
Gee wizz, mister!