When white people click anon:
When white people forget to click anon:
don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck
how your mom looks at you during parent teacher conferences
you never realize how much you love sleeping until you have to wake up in the morning
i wish noah had swatted the two mosquitoes from his ark
when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.