neometalfaggot:

when ur mum looks through ur stuff without permission

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

niick4:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

(Source: stability, via gnarly)

otaku-4-life:

awesomephilia:

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality

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(Source: dutchster, via perks-of-being-chinese)

theonlycal asked: i asked a boy out with taco bell and he turned me down so i threw the baja blast all over him


Answer:

tacobell:

No one’s worth wasting Baja Blast over.

kldzbop:

kldzbop:

see if u can unscramble this sentence: go aawy

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correct

(via theriverisfullofdreams)

Anonymous asked: your face reminds me of a 1950s housewife for some reason


Answer:

agentrodgers:

What? C’mon now, don’t be silly!

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I mean, really, I’m not-

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Woah, where’d that come from?

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What am I wearing????

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The fuck is this?!!?!

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The fuck is that?!??!!

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Gee wizz, mister!

phon3y:

I laughed so hard I woke up my dad.

(Source: unlucky-artist, via starshapes)