parents:*yells at you*
parents:*screams at you*
parents:*doesnt listen to what ur saying*
me:*raises voice slightly*
parents:HEY watch ur tone we did not raise u to be so disrespectful this is unacceptable I can't believe ur yelling at us like this what is wrong with u calm down

superb1a:

When you bullshit an essay and manage to get a good grade.image

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lambhoof:

i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places

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Reblog if your icon is a fine piece of ass.

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vesley:

I only want to wear underwear and a crown all day

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